As the seventh season of our favourite series comes to a culmination, everyone was looking forward to realisation of some of their theories. How could we, then, be any far behind? However, we wont bore you with more of the same “Jon isn’t, in fact a bastard and hence the real heir to the Iron Throne” or “Bran is the night king” kinda stuff. Naah. Our theories will leave you in splits. Get some ice ladies and gentlemen, because these theories are fire 😉

1) Jaqen H’ghar is actually Miheer Virani

All those faces, and the ease with which he switches them? There’s little doubt that Arya’s bravosi teacher is none other than Miheer Virani from Kahani Ghar Ghar ki. (Rishton ki pujaaa jahaaaan ho…)

2) Cersei will give birth to a baby that isn’t blonde

Remember how, in the first season, Ned Stark figured out that none of Jeoffrey, Myrcella and Tommen were Robert Baratheon’s kids? Well, history is about to be repeated, but with a twist. Given the kind of err, brotherly love that Jaime has been bestowing on her, a baby who that doesn’t have yellow hair could be a problem.

3) Lyanna Mormont will sit on the Iron Throne

She’s lean, she’s mean and she’s approximately thirteen. With her sass and sheer determination, Lyanna Mormont will probably conquer the whole of Westeros quite easily. As far as the white walkers are concerned, one death stare and they’ll all simultaneously combust. Poof.

4) Arya Stark is secretly working for Mossad

Salman Khan of Ek Tha Tiger finally has company. Apart from being the perfectly badass assassin, Arya is highly quick on her feet and extremely sharp. Ever noticed how she’s slowly turning cold hearted and cynical? Arya stark, ladies and gentlemen is a secret agent working for the world’s most ruthless secret agency, Israel’s Mossad.

5) Jon Snow is Deadpool

Put a knife through his heart, or leave him amidst an army of the dead, but you simply can’t kill Jon Snow. The knack of the king in the North, to somehow keep defeating death is pretty much akin to that of Deadpool’s. Coincidence? We don’t think so, either.

6) The Night King’s dragon will reduce global warming:

This one’s pretty logical. The only purpose an ice breathing dragon can have is to help the planet combat global warming. This, of course, was the clue the writers had been trying to give us from the very first season- WINTER IS COMING.

7) Gendry will be representing Westeros in the next Olympics

The amount of time it took him to run back to send a raven, we’re guessing he will probably beat Usain Bolt’s record. Those hammer swinging arms are an added advantage, for sure.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the end of this list. Didn’t we tell you, our theories are anything but mainstream. Valar Morghulis.

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